The fabulous life of Ada Crumb

With the Hogwarts school year so close to ending, I hope everyone is ready for another summer of The Muggle Life! We've made contact with some GREAT Muggle families, and I look forward to seeing what adventures await me, Sarah and the BARON this summer.

You'll be seeing promotional pictures around soon and we start filing NEXT week. For now, THIS is my favourite.



I hope everyone watches and enjoys this year!

I think having JARVEYS at Hogwarts is a GREAT idea, and I hope Professor Behr has used this to teach his students about them. ESPECIALLY as there seems to be some IGNORANCE among the student body thinking that they are akin to rats. I would have LOVED to have been able to keep the Baron as a pet at Hogwarts, although since I didn't get him until I was NINETEEN, that really wouldn't have been POSSIBLE.

He was, of course, the CUTEST baby ever. ( Look: )

Anyway, I'm OFF to a meeting with the movie producers.

My PA Brianna tells me that all the STUPID political stuff is over with, so I SUPPOSE it's about time for me to come home. I need to PREPARE for this season of TML anyway.

And, of COURSE, I've missed ABERDEEN and my PARENTS.

But I DID have fun!

( See? )

I don't SUPPOSE all that ridiculous political mess is FINISHED yet, is it?

Not that it MATTERS, I am having a FABULOUS time in TAHITI. I have the most ADORABLE bungalow and PERFECT weather and my OWN expanse of beach.

The BARON is having a GREAT time, too.

( picture proof )

So I'm in NO hurry to get back, really.

Thanks to EVERYONE who voted in my last entry. The winner was TAHITI.



It looks like it was a GOOD choice.

And by the way, I REALLY hope you're done with all this political whatever it's even about mess by the time the Baron and I get back. SERIOUSLY.

I would of COURSE be willing to have my SINGLE involved in a movie SOUNDTRACK if they're going to make one on the Valentine's Day VANISHINGS. I would be willing to involve ANY of my talents, if need be.

But my PAs will have to keep me updated on DETAILS. Right now, I'm thinking of something more IMPORTANT - where to go on HOLIDAY.

( choices )

What do YOU think? Any OTHER suggestions would be WELCOME, as well.

Due to the recent TRAGEDY that took the spotlight off ME that resulted in the disappearance of some of my BELOVED fans, I had a LONG talk with my agent yesterday.

I know MANY of you are probably feeling HELPLESS about now. Fear NOT! Today I am recording a NEW single, to be released tomorrow, and ALL proceeds will go toward whoever the Ministry to help in their RECOVERY efforts, the cost of the SUPPLIES they're sending to our lost comrades, and to aid in the search and capture of those MONSTERS who did this in the FIRST place.

So REMEMBER. Even YOU can help, and get a GREAT song in the process, TOO.

I shall leave you with a CANDLE for those LOST.

SOMETIMES I think it's about time I start DATING again. I didn't really MISS it back when I was so busy with the Muggle Life and making my ALBUM, but now that I'm through with both of THOSE, it seems like a good time to look for someone NEW. The PROBLEM is that it's so HARD to find quality people to date these days.

Then again, maybe I just need MORE to occupy my TIME with. Like GOOD and CHARITABLE works. I would just need to find a charity that sparked my INTEREST.

I wonder if they have one dealing with JARVEY rights and preservation. I would LOVE to help with something like THAT. How could you NOT want to help creatures like the BARON?



It MIGHT even help me meet someone with similar interests. Hm. I really need to look INTO this.

You KNOW, every time I think I can't POSSIBLY be more AMAZING than I ALREADY am, I always manage to outdo myself. Not ONLY is my single top of the charts where it SHOULD be (and love to everyone who bought copies of it!) I am once AGAIN #1 in Wizarding Wonderland magazine's Sexiest SCOTS of 2023.

My life is SO fabulous I almost can't STAND it sometimes.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS to you all! For now, I'm going to get back to my CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!

It's a BEAUTIFUL night in ABERDEEN!



We do the BEST Christmas lights of COURSE.

AND. My new SINGLE is out so you should ALL buy it!

St Andrew's Day Party! Tonight, 8PM, MY flat.



My DA will be bringing his pipes and I'm having it CATERED. So if I LIKE you, you should come.

ALSO, my newest single is coming out SOON so you should ALL be on the LOOKOUT for it.

( Jarvey language below )

SARAH!

Come to ABERDEEN right NOW.

We NEED to plot REVENGE.

I know you ALL have been wondering just WHAT I've been up to since the Muggle Life ENDED for the season and the ANSWER is that I've been spending some MUCH needed relaxation time at home.

Now, I know SOME of you seem CONVINCED your hometowns are the BEST, which, while CUTE, is most definitely WRONG. UnLESS you live in ABERDEEN, of course. THEN you're right. And if you DON'T believe me (although that would be STUPID of you) HERE are some pictures for PROOF.

( ABERDEEN! )

In OTHER news, I'm THINKING of producing a SECOND album this winter.

Those were the WORST few days of my LIFE. And I JUST got my journal back.

AND

Slytherin Cheer is DOOMED!!!!

Busy busy busy! But I certainly COULDN'T deprive you all on the most IMPORTANT day of the year.

So in honour of making 23, I've decided to grace you all with some pictures of the STEPS that brought me here today.

( Pictures! )

Of course, what's a birthday without a PARTY. We'll be doing it the Muggle way (only because the show's producers have my WAND) in the WESTMINSTER area of London at the Lyons house. It'll be a ROUSING good time.

I think the Reeds are the best family I've stayed with yet. Hollyoaks, you have GREAT taste in friends.

I don't know a lot about Leeds, but apparently their shopping is FANTASTIC, almost as good as what we have in Scotland. Isabelle took us to this darling little place called Victoria Quarter which was sort of like a street of stores with a roof over them. We had a BRILLIANT time there, even though I don't understand why that cashier was so UPSET at the mess Baron Fitzroy made in her store. I mean, it's not like we didn't buy LOADS there. I suppose it's probably HARDER for Muggles to clean up those things, and it's not like I had my WAND to help them. But it's hardly MY fault they were born without magic.

They do make good clothes and shoes though. At least when they're in REAL stores and not CRAFT FAIRS.

( And of course, pictures )

ISABELLE. If you ever need some tips on how to be a brill Cheer Captain just ask, okay? I'd be happy to help YOU even if you're cheering on the wrong team.

Now that I'm getting settled into my new house I figured you all must be wondering what I've been up to and what you have in store for this coming week of The Muggle Life. Of COURSE I'm not allowed to give TOO much away, but I wanted to share my insights on this cute little Muggle thing they call a craft fair.

As best as I can figure, a craft fair is a place where Muggles who are much too poor to buy designer things buy clothing and decorations and things. I really have to feel quite SORRY for them, because I'm positively CERTAIN I wouldn't survive if all my necessities had to be homemade by amateurs, but I suppose when you're as primitive as Muggles, you don't know any better.

And since is the sort of thing you wouldn't believe unless you saw, of course I've brought in some ( pictures )

Also, while I HOPE to never have to see another nitting needle again in my entire LIFE, I did make some crafty things of my own that I will be putting up for sale. The proceeds will go to a charity, of course, because I'm generous that way.

Oh my Merlin! I think I am living with the pansiest boy EVER this week. You should see some of these pictures Baron Fitzroy found for me. In fact, why don't you? I'll just paste them in!

( cut for lame )

Isn't that absolutely TERRIFYING? I think he's SUPPOSED to be sexy in some of these, but he obviously doesn't know what a sexy photoshoot's supposed to look like. Just in case you don't, I'll give a couple examples.

( cut for sexy )

ALSO, speaking of photoshoots. PEYTON! You and I are going to do one together. I mean, you're pretty enough. You have potential. And Dan said he'll photograph us. Sarah is so not going to one-up me here.

( The highest form of vanity is love of fame. ~George Santayana )