The fabulous life of Ada Crumb

It's a BEAUTIFUL night in ABERDEEN!



We do the BEST Christmas lights of COURSE.

AND. My new SINGLE is out so you should ALL buy it!

St Andrew's Day Party! Tonight, 8PM, MY flat.



My DA will be bringing his pipes and I'm having it CATERED. So if I LIKE you, you should come.

ALSO, my newest single is coming out SOON so you should ALL be on the LOOKOUT for it.

( Jarvey language below )

SARAH!

Come to ABERDEEN right NOW.

We NEED to plot REVENGE.

I know you ALL have been wondering just WHAT I've been up to since the Muggle Life ENDED for the season and the ANSWER is that I've been spending some MUCH needed relaxation time at home.

Now, I know SOME of you seem CONVINCED your hometowns are the BEST, which, while CUTE, is most definitely WRONG. UnLESS you live in ABERDEEN, of course. THEN you're right. And if you DON'T believe me (although that would be STUPID of you) HERE are some pictures for PROOF.

( ABERDEEN! )

In OTHER news, I'm THINKING of producing a SECOND album this winter.

Those were the WORST few days of my LIFE. And I JUST got my journal back.

AND

Slytherin Cheer is DOOMED!!!!

Busy busy busy! But I certainly COULDN'T deprive you all on the most IMPORTANT day of the year.

So in honour of making 23, I've decided to grace you all with some pictures of the STEPS that brought me here today.

( Pictures! )

Of course, what's a birthday without a PARTY. We'll be doing it the Muggle way (only because the show's producers have my WAND) in the WESTMINSTER area of London at the Lyons house. It'll be a ROUSING good time.

I think the Reeds are the best family I've stayed with yet. Hollyoaks, you have GREAT taste in friends.

I don't know a lot about Leeds, but apparently their shopping is FANTASTIC, almost as good as what we have in Scotland. Isabelle took us to this darling little place called Victoria Quarter which was sort of like a street of stores with a roof over them. We had a BRILLIANT time there, even though I don't understand why that cashier was so UPSET at the mess Baron Fitzroy made in her store. I mean, it's not like we didn't buy LOADS there. I suppose it's probably HARDER for Muggles to clean up those things, and it's not like I had my WAND to help them. But it's hardly MY fault they were born without magic.

They do make good clothes and shoes though. At least when they're in REAL stores and not CRAFT FAIRS.

( And of course, pictures )

ISABELLE. If you ever need some tips on how to be a brill Cheer Captain just ask, okay? I'd be happy to help YOU even if you're cheering on the wrong team.

Now that I'm getting settled into my new house I figured you all must be wondering what I've been up to and what you have in store for this coming week of The Muggle Life. Of COURSE I'm not allowed to give TOO much away, but I wanted to share my insights on this cute little Muggle thing they call a craft fair.

As best as I can figure, a craft fair is a place where Muggles who are much too poor to buy designer things buy clothing and decorations and things. I really have to feel quite SORRY for them, because I'm positively CERTAIN I wouldn't survive if all my necessities had to be homemade by amateurs, but I suppose when you're as primitive as Muggles, you don't know any better.

And since is the sort of thing you wouldn't believe unless you saw, of course I've brought in some ( pictures )

Also, while I HOPE to never have to see another nitting needle again in my entire LIFE, I did make some crafty things of my own that I will be putting up for sale. The proceeds will go to a charity, of course, because I'm generous that way.

Oh my Merlin! I think I am living with the pansiest boy EVER this week. You should see some of these pictures Baron Fitzroy found for me. In fact, why don't you? I'll just paste them in!

( cut for lame )

Isn't that absolutely TERRIFYING? I think he's SUPPOSED to be sexy in some of these, but he obviously doesn't know what a sexy photoshoot's supposed to look like. Just in case you don't, I'll give a couple examples.

( cut for sexy )

ALSO, speaking of photoshoots. PEYTON! You and I are going to do one together. I mean, you're pretty enough. You have potential. And Dan said he'll photograph us. Sarah is so not going to one-up me here.

( The highest form of vanity is love of fame. ~George Santayana )